The Resolution is a Revolution Over Myself

This year, it's not just about resolutions. It's about a revolution over established habits and unrealized dreams. It's about using gifts long dormant, making connections that are meaningful, being truly adventurous. But seriously, what does this all mean?

Revolution (noun): a forcible overthrow of a government or social order in favor of a new system

Definitions mean nothing! We want decisiveness and actions. And that's what I am hoping I will achieve here. Maybe writing about what I want to do this year, and holding myself accountable through words every time I look at this blog, will enable this year to become revolutionary! Overthrow the overlord albatross!

Albatross (noun): an obstacle to success; a source of worry or distress

How about we start with my old list of resolutions, which isn't in any particular order of importance or priority. I will create new posts for each list item to describe in more detail the whys, the whens, the hows. 

Old Resolutions

• learn about and invest in the TFSA
• practice French and Japanese
• cook at least three times a week
• read about health and live healthily, as far as possible

Wardrobe Arsenal

Gaze upon my techni-colour jacket and try to restrain yourself from hurling. This jacket is one of the most powerful weapons in my wardrobe arsenal because its colour squares cause those that gaze upon it to dance like they’ve never danced before. Some ancient synapse in the brain fires signals to the rest of the body, recognizing the colour square pattern printed on the jacket as that found on 70’s dance halls. Arms akimbo and legs a-wobble, almost like zombies, except with desperation rather than gluttony and eternal encephalaphiliac written on their faces, enemies will dance the eternal night away!! Bwa ha ha ha! Make sure you haven’t eaten anything that unsettles your stomach before facing me, villain :p